ok, saff... this one's for you

Three names you go by:
1. spak
2. shlinki
3. shazza (i hate that one)

Three screen names you have:
1. spak
2. shlinki
3. scalopini

Three things you like about yourself:
1. my tendency to talk before i think (too much)
2. my inclination to notice details
3. my ability to make ppl laugh

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1. i procrastinate too much.
2. my tendency to get a little paranoid sometimes
3. certain parts of my body

Three parts of your heritage:
1. fijian
2. indian
3. australian

Three things that scare you:
1. other people
2. myself
3. loud noises

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. lip balm
2. glasses
3. notebook

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. a short sleeved shirt that my father-in-law was going to chuck out
2. glasses
3. ponytail

Three of your favorite bands/artists at the moment:
1. bjork
2. lemon jelly
3. dissasociatves

Three of your favorite songs at present:
1. what you waitin' for - gwen stefani
2. scar - missy higgins
3. flashdance - deep dish

Three new things you want to do in the next 12 months:
1. write more short stories, finish writing a second novel
2. get involved in community radio
3. have a fondue party

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. unconditional love
2. conversation
3. in-jokes

Two truths and a lie:
1. i have never felt certain that life is so, so full of possibilities than i do right now
2. i wish my house was tidier
3. i will make a concerted effort to not drink any alcohol this evening

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
1. ain't nothin nicer than a booty-ful bottom
2. big hugs with strong arms
3. not physical, but i love a deep, mellow voice

Three things you just can't do:
1. drive a car
2. paint a picture
3. make myself go to the gym

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. writing
2. reading
3. eating!

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. pee (not true, but had to be said!)... ok, real answer - nap
2. get a back massage
3. nap

Three careers you're considering:
1. writer
2. radio dj-type-person
3. film/tv/pop culture critic

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. mexico
2. europe
3. japan

Three kids names: (these all belong to kids i know, i'm not giving away the ones i'm saving just in case!)
1. orion
2. ingrid
3. ruby

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. live overseas
2. do my own comedy festival show
3. go on a book tour!